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  The divorce rate of my socks is astonishing

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  NOT a morning person

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  I’ve had it up to here with midgets

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  I’m so smooth geckos fall off me

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  I’m not short I’m a Hobbit

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  Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself

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  Trust me, I’m a sciencetician

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  LIFE Chill for best results

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  Property of the department of redundancy department

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  Shades

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  We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans

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  Pink Freud

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  Pizza pocket

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  We’ve sent several rovers to mars and they still haven’t sent one back. I think it’s time to play red rover with another planet.

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  Pre-supervillain in my angsty years

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  I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth…

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  I’m actually brain-damaged and you guys are just playing along, right?

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  I work out. Just kidding I take naps.

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  I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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  I tried to be normal once. It was the worst two minutes of my life.

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  I never said any of those things – She.

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  I check closets for Narnia

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  I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves.

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  I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

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