Fitness

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  I’m not real smart but I can lift heavy things

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  Cycologist

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  I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat

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  Run? I thought you said RUM

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  I think I might have to go to the vet. Because these pythons are SICK.

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  100% of people who exercise die.

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  Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself

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  I work out. Just kidding I take naps.

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  My exercise routine consists of doing diddly-squats.

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  The only difference between good and great is one more rep

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  Sore today, strong tomorrow

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  When I exercise, I wear all black. It’s like a funeral for my fat.

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  Too old too fat don’t care

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  I’m in no shape to exercise.

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  Dive!

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  I work out and by work out I mean take naps

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  I’m fat let’s party

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  I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome

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  Pain is weakness leaving the body

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  0.0 Running sucks

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  On the one hand, I need to lose weight. On the other hand, donuts.

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  There are seven days in a week and someday isn’t one of them

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  I run. I’m slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, but I run.

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  Bench squat deadlift

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